My Stupid Friend

I have a friend. We'll call him "Joe". Joe is very stupid and I will tell you why.
Joe actually walked away from Superman Returns thinking that the little boy was not Superman's son. This is supremely retarded for many reasons, not the least being that the kid hurls a giant piano at 60 mph. Forget all the clever little clues in the beginning. Forget the creepy midnight visit Lois' baby-daddy makes, the one where he talks about fathers and sons and Marlon Brando and I don't know what. Even without all that, the fact remains that the kid threw a piano across the room at 60 mph. That's it. Don't bother calling Maury, that's all the proof you need.
I can't believe I'm actually friends with a half-wit like Joe. I wish I knew how to quit him.