Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Other People's Comics

It only took three months, but I finally figured out how to seperate all the links in the right margin by title headings. I'll probably be adding and subtracting from the webcomic section as I find more stuff. I particularly like this comic from Matt Wiegle on the Top Shelf site- Destructor Comes To Croc Town. I followed the trail of Matt's links to this interesting site- Little House Comics. A lot of fun stuff to be found there.
In the world of paper and ink I just finished Harvey Pekar's The Quitter. Published by DC (after the success of the American Splendor movie), this is probably Pekar's most successful comic to date. But, much like Scorcese's Oscar winning The Departed, it's not the best work he's done. That would probably be Our Cancer Year. The Quitter examines Harvey's adolescent and teenage years as a neurotic brawler. The art by Dean Haspiel sounds like a weird choice. Dean has a bold and dynamic cartooning style. But given the action packed (by Pekar standards) subject matter, it turns out to be a good combination.
Two other recent reads that you probably already heard good things about are Fun Home, Persepolis, and Blankets. These fall under the category of comics for people who usually don't read comics.

This past year I also caught up with some recent issues of classics from the salad days of indie comics, the early 90's. Peter Bagge, Evan Dorkin, Joe Matt, and Ivan Brunetti all released a new issue of their respective books in 2006 with varying degrees of quality.

It pains me to say that this year's Hate Annual #6 from Bagge is the worst of the lot. And that's saying something because the last few issues have been coasting on fumes. I've been reading Bagge's titles since his Neat Stuff days in the 80's. I've followed his character Buddy Bradley his entire life (we're the same age, you know) from high school malcontent, to slacker poster boy, to bottom feeding suburbanite. I'll stick with him until one of us is dead. But I can not in good conscience recommend this book. The writing goes beyond mundane to just plain boring. And the art looks sparse and rushed. The whole tale has an aura of pained obligation around it, as if it were made solely to put Buddy on the cover. How else is Fantagraphics going to sell a collection of Bagge's reprints from other magazines?

Dork has been distilled to it's bare essence. Evan Dorkin's collection of strips and comics has long been the satiric reflection of hipster and fanboy mentality. Evan's trick is he manages to be cool and nerdy at the same time (which pretty much sums up the entire early 90's scene). His latest collection of larfs and gags does away with any pretense of story. No Devil Puppet tales, no Murder Family episodes, just jab after jab after jab of four panel strips and single panel gags. It's an ode to ADD that doesn't even take the time to flesh out an epic two page Milk & Cheese story. Evan has created the perfect bathroom comic book. And really, that's something to be proud of.

Joe Matt jerks off. A lot. That's the story arc that reaches it's epic conclusion in 2006's Peepshow. This is the first new issue in something like five years. The next time you hear someone give Charles Burns shit, you just mention that stat. Joe made navel gazing compelling in the 90's. Now it's all kind of creepy and gross. If I hadn't read any of his previous stuff (barring his godawful "Fair Weather" story arc), I don't know if I would be so interested in seeing him sit alone in his crummy apartment, peeing in jars and whining. But I feel personally invested in the guy, no matter how gross his porn addiction has made him. So pick it up if your a fan. If you've never seen Peepshow before, do yourself a favor and find an older trade.

Who would have thought Ivan Brunetti would live to see the new millenium? I guess Ivan's been taking his meds, because his strips of self-loathing aren't as acidic as his they were back in '95. But he's found another outlet that I wholly approve of. Honing his New Yorker style, Ivan's added comic biographies of depressed olde time artists such as Charles Schulz and Val Lewton. The latest Schizo has taken the whine out of autobiographical cartooning and looks for deeper meaning behind the connection between art and unhappiness. Take that, slacker generation!

Wow, I wrote a lot more than I originally intended. I'll try to post another comic this week. Until then, discuss!

Friday, February 23, 2007

Weekend Reading

Here are a couple of articles I wrote for The Fake Life. Just so you know I haven't been lunchin':

OMGZ!!1! Justice League Movie!
http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/2007/02/justice-league-ten-year-road-to.html

HOLYshitazz!!11 Crank Sequel!
http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/2007/02/cranky-ruins.html

WTF? 80's Movies Again:
http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/2007/02/80s-retro-final-assault.html

Discuss this there, suckah!

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Submit by Tuesday

There's a sticky note on my monitor here at work that reads "Submit by Tue."
It was waiting for me Monday morning. I must have written it Friday, but I have no idea why. Just can't remember. Naturally this made me nervous, but Tuesday came and went and nothing unusual has happend here. I think I'm in the clear now, so I'm going to take it down. But listen, if any shit went down with you on Tuesday it was probably my fault and I'm incredibly sorry. My bad.

Submit.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Chloe Part 2



Here's part 2 of my awful American Idol comic. It fell apart so bad I didn't even bother finishing the last two panels. I think I was trying to say something about how the selection process serves to encourage talentless auditioners. This makes the judges' shock and disgust a bit unfair. But that got lost. And it's not a very deep observation to begin with. And why am I watching this show anyway? Oh that's right, cause the Beat Box Bee Gees were awesome. And I'm a gaywad. So how does it end? I was originally going to have Ryan Seacrest down there say it could go one of two ways for Chloe- A William Hung type record deal that strips away her pride and makes her a walking punchline. Or suicide. Something wacky like that.

Discuss!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

The Sweet Taste of Liberty

"I 'm not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case."

Let's talk about this.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

First Scan


Wow, this is just crappy all around. It's a lousy, confusing comic and the scan is cut off at the bottom because I made it too big for the window. But I was eager to scan and post my first comic on the new scanner. I guess there's nowhere to go but up from here!
Be sure to look for part two tomorrow!

Bored?

Try some of these various links-

Rob's interview with Norman "Aquaman" Alden is up at the shrine! Click it here to listen! I haven't been able to listen at work since my computer is sans speakers, but I'm sure it's all kinds of awesome. According to the intro, not only was Norm the voice of Aquaman on The SuperFriends, but his filmography includes They Live! Did he play formaldehyde face or the guy whose face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957? Rowdy Roddy was always quick with a face jibe.

Carlton over at The Fake Life has posted a vile but compelling list of disgusting meals he's eaten in his lifetime. Check out the message boards here to learn what goes into a Sushi Sandwich or Donut Dogs.

A review for Neal Pollack's new book, Alternadad, led me to the blog MetroDad. There's a quiz that tells you if you're a hipster parent or not. It seems I fell way short, make of that what you will. I think I'm more of a hippy dad, myself. Take the quiz and see where you rank, my fellow Gen X parental units.

I'm probably the last person on the internet to find this but, www.stuffonmycat.com is good for a few larfs.

Am I A Bad Tipper?


Baseline- 15%

Exceptional Service- 20%
Last week I had lunch with my friend Joe. When we split the bill he calculated a tip twice as much as I would have given. Suddenly I felt like Mr. Pink.
Learn to fuckin' type here.

Friday, February 09, 2007

To-Do List

Saturday: Buy a scanner so I can post more super-awesome comics. Why is it so hard to find a flatbed scanner with a window larger than eight and a half by eleven?!
Sunday: Draw draw draw!
Monday: Post post post!
Tuesday: Put the kids to bed early and watch American Idol! It's Hollywood week, beeyotches! The most grueling audition since Coco's film test in Fame!
Wednesday: Celebrate Valentine's Day with my wife by taking her out to see THIS!
Thursday: Buy three pounds of chocolate and reserve a day at the spa for my wife to make up for the Valentine's Day debacle.
Friday: Learn how to seperate the links with title headings. Anyone? Anyone?
List your thoughts here.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Artist's Corner

Title- "Al Pacino (circa Heat) In A Bunny Suit"
Artist- Gruber

Choose Your Own Adventure




The internet leads me down some strange roads. It's like a gigantic Choose Your Own Adventure book full of wonder and peril.


Case in point: After reading about a movie deal for the Hard Case paperback series at CHUD, I travelled to their website. I love this series, btw. From there I travelled a network of links that eventually lead me to a blogsite known as The Groovy Age of Horror. It's a site devoted to bizarre trashy novels and comics of the 70's, mostly foreign, that combine softcore porn with monsters. Some of this stuff makes Heavy Metal look like Redbook. Anyway, it was here that I finally stopped my inter-travels. After all, once you see Frankenstein fight a rapist dinosaur, where else is there to go?


Check this place out for yourself. But beware, it's definitely NSFW. For every pic like the one above, there are ten like this.


Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Slacker Comics



I'm back from the infirmary. As per Rob's request I'm updating the blog just so he doesn't have to look at the mucus globber anymore. Nothing new to add, but I'm starting another American Idol comic tonight so that should be up by Thursday.

Way back in the year 1993 I came up with the character of Randy. In 1994 he starred in my comic book Slacker Comics from Slave Labor Graphics (now known as the far more respectably sounding SLG Publishing). I always hated the title Slacker. That part was the brainstorm of the publisher. But everything else was 100% me. Sort of. It wasn't until 19 issues and a few years later that I realized just how much I ripped off one of my favorite creators, Peter Bagge. I mean look at the picture up there! He's like Dennis Leary to Buddy Bradley's Bill Hicks!
Randy was a grunge loving high school kid that thoroughly resented the sudden popularity his culture enjoyed in the 90's. Now as I said, this title enjoyed a 19 issue run (and one trade compilation) which is pretty remarkable for an indie b&w, if I do say so myself. Of course, this was the 90's when the industry was booming. As with the music scene, comics were seeing a surge from the hipster indie audience. So I guess it was easy to sell a rip-off of that demographic's most popular book. But again, and I can't stress this enough, I was not aware at the time just how much I was plagiarizing Buddy Bradley. I thought my squinty eyed, flannel shirt wearing, suburban sourpuss was some kind of breakthrough! Why else would the publisher of Milk & Cheese want to run with it?!
And get this: It just occured to me this morning, this very morning, that they might have just selected me because of my name. How crazy would it be to have a comic about slacker culture written by a guy named SLACK?! In those gimmick laden days, this was a promotional hook cheaper than a hologram cover. I feel so used!
Now I'm not complaining, mind you. It can also be said that the industry was enjoying a time when publishers could afford to explore a plethora of different genres. And perhaps my stuff was part of that cultural zeitgeist. An insightful and funny satire of our times. I'll let history be the judge.

Discuss the follies of youth here.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Phlegm-O


What we have here is a detail of the mucusy creature lodged in my esophagus. Judging from the size of it, this phlegmy glob must have been building since last night. Now it's wedged firmly below the punching bag at the back of my mouth and refuses to vacate without a fight. Problem is I'm at work. The amount of noise and effort it would take to expel Phlegm-O from my pipe would be unacceptable here in the office. Removal requires some herculean hacking and gagging, stirring revulsion from my coworkers. Not to mention the fact that the strain of effort will most likely cause me to evacuate my bowels.
So here I sit. I can't speak without sounding like I'm gargling vaseline and there's a wet rhythmic slapping sensation that accompanies my breathing. I'll just count the minutes until I can go home and hurl this matzoh ball from my system.

Expectorate your thoughts here.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Archie & Me



Some may find the subtle racism of this cover disturbing. But I find Mr. Weatherbee's grossly mishapened calves and diminutive thighs to be far more upsetting.

I can tell just from looking at it that this cover was illustrated by Stan Goldberg. He followed the Dan DeCarlo template the closest of all the Archie artists. His best work can be found in the Archie At Riverdale High series of the 70's. I think at his peak, Goldberg's facial renderings rivaled even DeCarlo's work. He still pencils Archie, but his work has definitely changed over the years. It's become far more loose and cartoonish. You'd have to closely scrutinize the pages to recognize it as the same guy who laid down all that stylized art years ago.

Discuss the homoerotic relationship between Arch and The Bee here.